Your words of wisdom

Dear Zoe,

It must be nice to speak your mind without being inhibited by politeness or decency. Here are some of your latest declarations:

"Put milk in your boobs."

"You are a good cleaner. I will let you clean my butt."

"You should buy me this."

Zoe: "I smell something."
Mommy: "What is it?"
Zoe: "It's my poop."

A sound from Zoe's butt: "Prrt."
Zoe: "It's gas. We should go to the gas station."

"Nine [grandma Roza] is old."

Kiss,

Mommy